Σάββατο, 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2015

MAN TRYING TO ‘TRAVEL THROUGH TIME’ SMASHES CAR

A Dodge Challenger plowed through two business [sic] in a Pensacola, Florida strip mall on Sunday morning, according to Pensacola News Journal.
The driver sped through the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50am and careened through the front door of Advanced Tax Services.
The car then kept going, smashing through the wall and into the business next door, Pensacola Caskets.
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According to the Huffington Post, the 40-year-old man was from Nashville, and had his seat belt on during the crash, and was not injured.
‘He stated that he was driving at high speeds on the interstate in an attempt to enter a time portal, and that he did not leave the time portal until the crash occurred,’ according to a police report obtained by HuffPo.
Two obvious flaws in his plan — he wasn’t driving a DeLorean, and apparently, he didn’t reach the required speed of 88 miles per hour for successful time travel. Other than that…

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