CONNECTICUT: Crazy (Muslim?) rapes Pit Bull for the Islamic State (ISIS)

Waterbury Police are investigating after a woman had to confront a naked man at gunpoint while he allegedly performed sexual acts on her pit bull. He pranced through the yard naked, yelling “this is our day and you have to prosper in it, ISIS sent me.”
WTNH Crazy Muzz is in a hospital now. Police say they will arrest him immediately when he is released from the hospital. They plan to charge him with cruelty to an animal, sexual assault, and breach of peace.